*interrogating my partner*

ok so i'm going to check the box for "worm" then. next, would you still love me if i were a gross little possum? mmhmm. okay. how about if i was like a weird bug with like too many legs. mmhmm. what if it was a big bug? okay. now i'm going to show you a series of inkblots and i need you to tell me if you would still love me if i were the creature you see in the image

I just submitted Butter to the Chrome Web Store. This is an extension that removes unnecessary UTM codes from a URL and replaces them with the word "butts".

If anyone is interested in testing the Chrome Extension, drop me a DM and I'll send you the file and instructions.

@theorytoe Bruh I just want to follow interesting people so my friends stop making fun of my Mastodon feed for "being full of nerds"

@blakereid @jrosenworcel On the one hand that would be a very specific person to fake, on the other it does seem kinda sus :/

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It's time to delete all my images to save storage. RIP in peace

I have improved my machinery. That was not satisfying.

— Urvad Shorastdur, Mechanic

Kogsak Waningcanyon the Wise Phrases of Patterning is really dead. I am not feeling sad right now.

— Gica Neleÿeinefa Irìciveca Nidela, Elf Swordmaster

maybe cyborg body horror?? Show more

⿺‌辶⿳穴⿰月⿰⿲⿱幺长⿱言马⿱幺长刂心(ㄅ⁠ㄧ⁠ㄤ⁠ˊ)終於被錄進統一碼了。

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欧尼亚米斯王立宇宙军中心基地

一个私人长毛象实例。名称是从电影「王立宇宙军」而来的。