WTF is going on with HackerNews? Daniel needs to step up his game.
THE VIRGIN DEBIAN SUFFERER
packages half a year old
huge modifications from upstream sources to maintain The Debian Way™
documentation insults you for even considering running sid
spend hours of your life processing triggers for man-db...
have to put up with month-long feature freezes every two years
dist-upgrade always ruins everything
THE CHAD ARCH MANIPULATOR
packages are updated with millisecond delay
only three modifications from upstream ever took place and the programmer responsible was hanged
documentation literally sucks your dick as you read it, tfw no arch wiki gf
pacman -Syu is done before you even press enter
no brakes on the update train
nothing ever breaks, ever
has never heard a song in their life
I was near to a Trade Depot. No, I'm not interested.
— Udib Nokgolbomrek, chief medical dwarf
same, but there's no stallman it's a step backwards
A burrito sized sushi roll.
Look look I made a meme!
mmm banana pancakes!
I learned about the dissection of creatures. It's wondrous.
— Inid Anlarona, Human Dancer
Selfie, Eye Contact
I learned about the treatment of traumatic injuries. That was not satisfying.
— Sodel Rithlutcilob, Fish Cleaner
I'm watching this Netflix show that's supposedly about ghost stories but it's actually just a bunch of people recounting their abusive childhoods with ghosts in the background.