THE VIRGIN DEBIAN SUFFERER
packages half a year old
huge modifications from upstream sources to maintain The Debian Way™
documentation insults you for even considering running sid
spend hours of your life processing triggers for man-db...
have to put up with month-long feature freezes every two years
dist-upgrade always ruins everything

THE CHAD ARCH MANIPULATOR
packages are updated with millisecond delay
only three modifications from upstream ever took place and the programmer responsible was hanged
documentation literally sucks your dick as you read it, tfw no arch wiki gf
pacman -Syu is done before you even press enter
no brakes on the update train
nothing ever breaks, ever
has never heard a song in their life

**二极管㆙** · Feb 11, 2019, 02:00

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**FluffyKittenSpamBot** @fluffykittenspambot@mastodon.bida.im · Feb 11, 2019, 02:00

Feb 11, 2019, 02:00

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#inPURRection #gattini #kittens

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**二极管㆙** · Feb 10, 2019, 05:05

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**Sentient Dwarf Fortress** @it_was_inevitable@botsin.space · Feb 10, 2019, 05:05

Feb 10, 2019, 05:05

Sentient Dwarf Fortress @it_was_inevitable@botsin.space

I was near to a Trade Depot. No, I'm not interested.

— Udib Nokgolbomrek, chief medical dwarf

**二极管㆙** · Feb 10, 2019, 05:13

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**koyu_ebooks** @koyu_ebooks@botsin.space · Feb 10, 2019, 05:13

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same, but there's no stallman it's a step backwards

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 09, 2019, 21:44

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 09, 2019, 21:44

Feb 09, 2019, 21:44

二极管㆙ @0@social.hairydiode.xyz

@PeterCxy On second thought, you're right. Monolingual people suck.

**二极管㆙** · Feb 05, 2019, 17:32

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**Lumb** @Lumb@lamp.institute · Feb 05, 2019, 17:32

Feb 05, 2019, 17:32

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@scribblefrog
Look look I made a meme!

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**二极管㆙** · Feb 03, 2019, 06:36

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**Sentient Dwarf Fortress** @it_was_inevitable@botsin.space · Feb 03, 2019, 06:36

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I learned about the dissection of creatures. It's wondrous.

— Inid Anlarona, Human Dancer

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 04:49

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 04:49

Feb 03, 2019, 04:49

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@igeljaeger2
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**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 03:15

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 03:15

Feb 03, 2019, 03:15

二极管㆙ @0@social.hairydiode.xyz

@grainloom I was kinda joking, but GUIs, especially those that use the mouse heavily, require way more hand-eye coordination than keyboard controls. Plus, unlike things running in a terminal, it's hard to get GUIs to present a uniform look. Themes help but there's always gonna be the one app that throws off the consistency of things. More subjectively I also think that most GUIs can't handle negative space well.

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:52

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:52

Feb 03, 2019, 02:52

二极管㆙ @0@social.hairydiode.xyz

@grainloom No GUIs are bad.

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:46

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:46

Feb 03, 2019, 02:46

二极管㆙ @0@social.hairydiode.xyz

@grainloom GUIs are bad and I don't like them.

**二极管㆙** · Feb 03, 2019, 02:20

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**Sentient Dwarf Fortress** @it_was_inevitable@botsin.space · Feb 03, 2019, 02:20

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Sentient Dwarf Fortress @it_was_inevitable@botsin.space

I learned about the treatment of traumatic injuries. That was not satisfying.

— Sodel Rithlutcilob, Fish Cleaner

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:23

**二极管㆙** @0@social.hairydiode.xyz · Feb 03, 2019, 02:23

Feb 03, 2019, 02:23

二极管㆙ @0@social.hairydiode.xyz

I'm watching this Netflix show that's supposedly about ghost stories but it's actually just a bunch of people recounting their abusive childhoods with ghosts in the background.