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Cool paper introducing the concept of "Syntheric Sensors".

一章型容「合成感器」的有趣白皮文。

gierad.com/projects/supersenso

Direct Link:
gierad.com/assets/supersensor/

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THE VIRGIN DEBIAN SUFFERER
packages half a year old
huge modifications from upstream sources to maintain The Debian Way™
documentation insults you for even considering running sid
spend hours of your life processing triggers for man-db...
have to put up with month-long feature freezes every two years
dist-upgrade always ruins everything

THE CHAD ARCH MANIPULATOR
packages are updated with millisecond delay
only three modifications from upstream ever took place and the programmer responsible was hanged
documentation literally sucks your dick as you read it, tfw no arch wiki gf
pacman -Syu is done before you even press enter
no brakes on the update train
nothing ever breaks, ever
has never heard a song in their life

I was near to a Trade Depot. No, I'm not interested.

— Udib Nokgolbomrek, chief medical dwarf

same, but there's no stallman it's a step backwards

I learned about the dissection of creatures. It's wondrous.

— Inid Anlarona, Human Dancer

I learned about the treatment of traumatic injuries. That was not satisfying.

— Sodel Rithlutcilob, Fish Cleaner

I'm watching this Netflix show that's supposedly about ghost stories but it's actually just a bunch of people recounting their abusive childhoods with ghosts in the background.

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an anthology of outage postmortems, taxonomized: github.com/danluu/post-mortems dan luu's explanatory blog post: danluu.com/postmortem-lessons/ "I love reading postmortems. They're educational... they tell an entertaining story."

(someone should make a plain text corpus from these links and use it to generate novels)

(via oreilly.com/ideas/four-short-l)

I'm starving. I'm really starting to panic.

— Nil Istamber, bookkeeper

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欧尼亚米斯王立宇宙军中心基地

一个私人长毛象实例。名称是从电影「王立宇宙军」而来的。