@garbados@kity@tom oh heck! this is like the classic intro algorithms problem of "write instructions that will, when followed by someone literally and non-maliciously, but without background understanding of semantics, get them to eat a banana."
@gdkar@garbados@kity@Tom 1) Watch this video of a person eating a banana. 2) Here is a banana. 3) Withold all other food until the person eats the banana.
*numerous UX engineers occupy a conference room, standing around someone trying out their new interface: a blank screen with a single button marked « click here »* *they have spent twelve months in development, drafting and developing and refactoring and refactoring and refactoring* *they wait nervously. their anxiety infects the air. sweat drips down the lead’s brow*